Finely crush cookies. Nuke butter so it's liquid and add and mix into crushed cookies. Take 1/3 of the cookies and put into the pan and press to make a crust.
Have your helper take the cardboard off the vanilla ice cream. Slice the ice cream and cover the cookies with a layer of the vanilla. Freeze leftover vanilla. Nuke hot fudge enough to pour the entire jar over the vanilla ice cream. Sprinkle with 1/3 of the cookies. Slice the chocolate ice cream and layer. Pour caramel sauce (don't have to nuke, it's easy to pour) over the chocolate ice cream. Sprinkle last 1/3 cookies over that layer. Slice peanut butter ice cream and cover that layer with Hershey's syrup. You won't use the whole can for this. Top with sprinkles. Cover with aluminum foil and freeze immediately.